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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: Total 2, yay for tea and death to emos xD<



Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (A lot, in French or English >3 )
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1 but it's rare that I swear.

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show. (AH!)
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7 O.o I see... Mamamia xD

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (even if you dont speak spanish... it's oblivious ! )
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I live in the country that invented the snowplow ! so yeah)
total: 4 what ? No you like vodka?

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair. (In my beard a bit O.o does it count?)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (what does it have to do  ? damn this shit is racist xD)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (who doesn't?)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel
Total: 4

Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes (Well..some people says I have asian eyes O.o or amerindian eyes)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.(NOT AT ALL x.x)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2 xD yay for rice

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (ANY chocolate is good :3)
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6 O.o okay


Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (O.o as a matter of fact, I do sometimes say eh or heh xD)
[X] You know what poutine is. (I know what it is xD and I like it)
[x] You speak some French. (Some? I am french candian for fuck sake!)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Tim Horton ! They can't fucking make coffee even if their life depended on it!)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4 XD wow ironic that I am born in Canada no?

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. (Well yes and no... I am for some stuff but not that much)
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. (It's cheap and when you are at the university xD you need low price lol)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3

Dutch:
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Lol I do know XD)
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 4 xD

I am more German than Canadian, lol
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I did that kind of stuff so many times, but I always like what it can give me xD
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Open itunes or whatever music player you have, put it on shuffle, you know the drill

It goes Song Title-Artist

If Someone says "are you okay?" you say..
Trafic Jam - "Weird Al" Yancovik .... I hate those damn trafic jam... especially here, people can't fucking drive !

How would you describe yourself?
Dried up, tied up and dead to the world - Marilyn Manson ... lol I like the tied up part though

What do you like in a boy/girl
Black Rose - Luca Turilli... okay great song... but I guess it mean that I like them on the dark side... and with somewhat elegance and style?

How do you feel today?
Caught by desire - Entwine... okay yeah I am in a pervert mode right now !

What is your life purpose?
This iw who I am - Magica... alright... I guess that my purpose in life is to be myself... good enough I guess

What's your Motto?
Brothers of Metal Pt.1 - Manowar... because I like to do things the metal way ! Yeah !

What do your friends wish of you?
Call me - The 69 Eyes... sorry, I am just not a phone person or usualy gives a lot of news xD

What do your parents think of you
Pretty Girl - L'arc-en-ciel... They think I am a girl O.o? Though I am sure I would be beautiful if I was one

What do you think about mostly?
Orgasm - X Japan... do I need to add a comment?

What is 2 + 2?
Two sides - After Forever... make sens to me !

What do you think of your best friend?
Why are we here - Stratovarius... seriously, why ?

What is your life story?
Far Away Boys - Flogging Molly... ne?

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cowboys from hell - Panthera... from Hell maybe... a cowboy ? not so much xD

What do you think when you see the person you like?
The Beheading of a king - Amon Amarth... because everytime I see someone I like, a king gets beheaded ? I didn't knew that xD

What will you dance to at your weeding?
The Bloodhound gang - Diareah runs in the family... this is charming xD

What will you play at your funeral?
If Only Tears Could Bring You Back - Pokemon (Aww....Ironic no?)

What is your Hobby/Interest
Pleasure and pain [mixed by Das Ich] - Theatre des vampires... yes I am a masochist pervert xD

What is your biggest fear?
Phoned to death - Ultra Vomit... when I told you I wasn't a phone person !

What is your biggest secret?
2 Minutes to midnight - Iron Maiden... you will never know what I did at that time of the night !

What do you want right now?
Let Me Go Rock N' Roll - KISS... you heard them ! I wanna go rock n roll !

What do you think of your friends?
Hail and kill! - Manowar... yeah they should follow me oh all mighty evil overlord that I am !

What turns you on?
Masquerade - Symphony X... kinky I guess xD

What is your favorite smell?
Pimps and hookers - NOFX... always had the same nasty smell since the 80's

What will you post this as?
Requiem of Hell - Belphegor
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[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. --- No, I am like 6'1''
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily. --- No... I burn!
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses, sometimes.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school. (University count right)
[x] I had a job. (still do)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job. ---- There's nothing to steal where I work O.o
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing. (me? no... never...)
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada. --- Well... I live there sooooooooooo yeah
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from MySpace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.  (Well, I was walking O.o and no car was coming so yeah)
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. - I don't even listen to rap O.o
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. - Why the hell would I have a purse O.o I am a guy
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well. - I sing like a goat
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (Like a f***ing sailor) seriously
[ ] I sing in the shower
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat. (In some things)
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts. (sometimes)
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All of those are answered honestly
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Music Quiz

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Thanks to marimenala.deviantart.com/ for the quiz XD

1. Opening Credits: Fuck the future by Kauniit Poliisit

2. Waking Up: Something Else - The Sex Pistols

3. First Day At School: おっさんおっさん俺なんぼ by Miyavi (Don't ask me what the title mean)

4. Falling In Love: Tiger Lily by Matchbook Romance

5. Fight Song: Forgotten Gods by Opera IX

6. Breaking Up: Heeding the Call by Hammerfall

7. Prom: Swing Life Away by Rise Against

8. Life: Towards The End by Within Temptation

9. Mental Breakdown: It's a long way to the promise land by Bad Religion

10. Driving Far Away: Johnny B Goode by The Sex Pistols

11. Flashback: Made to Heal by Our Lady Peace

12. Wedding: Absinthe and Rue by Symphony X (Does it mean I will get pretty drunk on absinthe at my wedding o.o?)

13. Birth of Child: Mary Ann by Alice Cooper

14. Final Battle: Pink Spider (Acoustic version) by hide

15. Death Scene: Missing by Gackt

16. Funeral Song: In my darkest hour by Megadeth (well great song)

17. End Credit: Creepy Green Light by Type O Negative


This is the end! yay!
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